Disclaimer: I totally am interested in an atmosphere of peace between India and China and seriously dont want war. So please read the post below knowing this, before you start accusing me of being narrow-minded and fight-mongering.
Nuclear wars are potta-thanam. I mean, seriously! One country will bomb somewhere in the other country'aam. Thousands (millions) will die. Call of war. The worst thing is that the place which was bombed would mostly be inhabited by people who have nothing to do with the war apart from being citizens of that country. What kind of war is this?
I dont know what/when the third world war is going to be, however, seeing how things have been heating up between India and China, nobody would exclaim shock if something like that happens. And given Admiral Suresh Mehta's fair assessment of our military capability vis-a-vis China's, I dont think India would stand a realistic chance in a proper current-day war.
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Which is why I have an alternative suggestion which is more evenly matched. What is the first thing that strikes your mind when you say evenly matched wrt India & China? Why, the population, of course! So here's what we should do - amass everyone you can on the border. It should be a proper Kurukshetra-range war - fight till death. Anybody and everybody should be at the border. The fighting methods should be hand-to-hand, swords, knives, guns and canons. That's it. No more modernity allowed. No air force. And humans should be used as canons. I strongly think we'd have a good chance then. Yes, China is still ahead population-wise, but apparently, we have more productive work-force. Besides, I should think we have more obese people than the Chinese. So use all these obese people as canons (only people, as I said earlier, no canon balls). Sumo wrestlers and all Japanese only, no? :D But yes, given their expertise in martial arts, maybe they retain the advantage again. But then, someone said Indians can mokka-pottufy better than Chinese. Ha! Beat that! Since English is the only language we can easily communicate within ourselves, we use English with them too. Then, bring in Russell Peters on the Indian side to kalaaichufy them.
I think we'll just about win.
Seinfeld-esque
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He he, not a bad idea da, but that would be more of a one-on-one combat instead of a broader all-inclusive "match".
do u think that hand to hand combat would be such a good idea in this case ?
Their kung fu or any of their martial arts are no match for our mokkai. Plus, most of them are trim and fit, so their canons will be of no use - this is why I strategically said only humans will be used as canons, we will win on both these accounts.
Ha ha, eksi sounds so chinki :P. Talking about eksi, I remembered we had another Brahmastra - our dear thala Vadivelu. Avarru romba nallavarru...oruthare Chinkan'oda adi ellathayum thaangiduvaaru. Lol!
Sunny Deol, Gaptun Vijaykanth, Balayya and Mithunda
would that be too much for the 2 million strong chink army to handle ?
In that case, it would cease to be a match at all. Those warriors are absolutely unmatched.
but i think sending T.R would be too cruel, even tho its chinks we're talking abt. let it not be said Indians were cruel.
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Now now, guys. You're bringing techniques which will make it a proxy war, instead of an actual one. TR and all those other folks are simply strategies which are totally possessed by us. Not generic war strategies at everyone's disposal. Apdi paatha what about Sam Anderson?
Enna dhan por'a irundhalum konjam manidhaabimaanam venum.
I guess using TR will suggest that we are resorting to unconventional warfare with weapons of mass destruction :P:D
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